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A lot happened in these 5 days. AND drunk SG-authors, and song AFnescafe, and re-singing the song AFnescafe, and mania with guessing games from pictures, and much more. But, most importantly, and greeted with numerous exclamations "Eeeee. Krutnyak. OLolololo. ", "KotE Approved. And Phoenix, FUCKING NOT A PHOENIX. "and other idiotic cries, for me, of course, is"Topic Digests". This work is, in fact, long, and not particularly rewarding. No, it’s not that I seriously expected money to flow into my pocket, but… Write, copy-paste, and think, write, copy-paste, and think, and so on every day, for three hours straight. It’s slowly sinking in, but… Thank you people for your support, and special thanks, Vega And Freeman27, for helping 😉
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Part-number-too — a mini-review part, because I want to express myself in detail, but I’m not very good at writing open reviews. When BENER stated that the new gaming "Bond"turned out good, and in terms of action it blows away the long-suffering MW2, I just nodded my head and went to see otherwise.
It didn’t work out.
First thoughts:
1 – “Heh, she’s cool..
2 – Uh, Bond… So it’s himself Craig, cool..
3 — Hahaha, Mochilovo.
4 – Um, wait a minute… A pistol with a silencer, a cover system, hand-to-hand neutralization of the enemy, quick kills as a reward for these very hand-to-hand victories… this is the same Splinter Cell Convi. »

And when there is very little time left before the scoring of that very game, the game takes out its giant ACTION. -Hummer with the inscription in gold letters "Bond. James Bond"on the shaft, and hits you in the head, so much so that you absolutely don’t care about the resemblance to the last one Splinter Cellom, the fact that the graphics here and there show a lack of polygons, and everything else, because this pure action, BLEACH.

Of course, later, when you analyzed it https://slot-madness-casino.co.uk/games/ a little, you realize that Bond ORIGINALLY an action movie, albeit a spy one, and therefore the concentration of three explosions per square meter in it should be like that. But… unexpectedly, I admit, and this makes it no less pleasant 😉 But… The game as such, apart from the graphics, is not particularly fresh and a couple of mistakes with localization, which are still dismissed by the same ACTION, there are a couple of drawbacks – the length, and width lack of atmosphere. Yes, of course, you can nod once again to ACTION. , but… she doesn’t create the atmosphere of a spy who can kill if necessary. This spy rambaud, and not English stunning deadly gentleman. Moreover, it would be okay if he still brought death and destruction mainly from the cars in which Bond rides for a good third of the game, but no, put a gun in your hands, and the enemies will fall in droves. But this does not take away a special chunk of points, and the game can be firmly given 8 points out of 10.

… it’s so Bond-like.

Now for the fresh stuff Black Ops. I’ll be brief: single – atmospheres of a similar atmosphere MV2 no, and didn’t even come close. Moments that take your breath away, one, two, and you’ve been shortchanged. But… KOTE The plot is great, and for the sake of it you can endure a couple of frankly dull missions.
Multiplayer – even though tons of feces were poured on him on the first day, he turned out "Hooray!". For some time the developers were able to do NORMAL pumping system. A good weapon at the end, a crappy one at the beginning. The Noob Thrower has now been fixed in such a way that it can’t even be called a Noob Thrower. So you can kill more than one, or even two, days playing multiplayer, and even more than that – it is recommended. And lags in the first week can be tolerated.

About blogs. A small drawback of Topic Digests is that they take away topics for discussion from me 😉 But, fortunately, not all.
Firstly, Today there was a good return of music broadcasts. With rickroll, blackjack, and whores. Nya ^_^
Secondly, The first meeting of the film club is coming up, and I just watched District No. 9 today. Injection of feces at the start of discussions into a common fan I guarantee it, Nya ^_^
Thirdly,, We’re still waiting for the first one "spotlightstopgamehilton", because I myself am interested in what we will do in the end 😉
Fourthly, Kote are gorgeous. I did say it 😉

And lastly. On Saturday it will be broadcast on ABBA, because some, and this is half of the blogs, know them only from the musical"Mama Mia", and this, although the musical turned out to be good, disgusting 🙁
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That’s all, I’ll go finish writing Topic Digest,
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"Ze only easy day… hmm… free day ego" 😉

Good luck to you, friends, and don’t get arrested like our young criminal Trushka 😉

We haven’t had time to fully enjoy the open world of the one-billion-dollar franchise represented by Avatar, when Ubisoft, a couple of months before the new Assassin’s Creed, dumps us another Open World under a film license – Star Wars Outlaws . Of course, we couldn’t pass by and, armed with $110 for early access, we set off on an adventure through a galaxy far, far away. But now you will find out what it was like.

Star Wars Outlaws

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what are you doing?! 3 reviews per week

it’s just another time when they took a real actress for the heroine’s appearance and made her worse than she is

she’s not ugly, of course… but the real actress is much more beautiful. the heroine of the game looks like Wimbury Gonzales, but it’s clear that her appearance was edited. and for the worse.

like… why do you take real beautiful actresses and then change them? either draw your appearance completely from scratch, or transfer your appearance from real life as is, and don’t make a chin like Peter Griffin’s and cheekbones twice as large as they are

But in your photo.

Oh those South American Asians

I saw in memes that GG is criticized for his appearance. Like, they completely stopped making beautiful characters. I look at the review and she’s quite a pretty girl.

I’m getting Sigourney Weaver vibes from the first Alien because of this hairstyle, apparently. Even though she was thirty, she was still good.

I won’t argue with a https://casholotcasino.co.uk/mobile-app/ person who hasn’t played the game, but at the same time tries to convince everyone that the game is crap, simply because the main character is ugly and for some other far-fetched reasons, and even has the audacity to speak out for the majority of fans. I expressed my opinion about the game.

— The studio that created both parts of the Division. And it was made on the Snowdrop engine, which debuted in Division. Therefore, it is not surprising that the game is similar to. Watch Dogs.

I grunted something about this so much that I decided to write it down here too. ))))

the editor-in-chief tells the resource’s honored author not to wipe his feet too hard on the terrible game based on the beloved franchise.

So she’s not terrible, just average, Prokhodnyak is an ideal rating for her.

a complaint about the price usually appears when for this price they give a very so-so product. and I realized that this is exactly the case.
if the game was interesting, then no one would cling to the price

People start getting unreasonably angry at the game in order to get at least some emotion from it. Since the game itself doesn’t give them.

Since 70 bucks is already Erebor for me, I took the Ubisoft+ subscription for 18 bucks.

So far I’ve literally played for about 4 hours – there were pleasant moments (I liked the local analogue of poker – sabbac), visually they also convey the atmosphere of Star Wars quite well. But the main gameplay and plot don’t evoke any emotions yet. Although I can’t understand the outright hate from part of the community. Let’s see what happens next.

Thanks for the review. Smiled in places)

Somewhere in a dark corner, a sonic screwdriver thrown by Vasya is crying.

Well, look, you didn’t play, but the person above played, described everything in detail, you understand, he believes it more) You, of course, to a certain extent are also right, everyone evaluates subjectively in their own way.

If you’re talking about people who rarely play games, then they won’t see. These are avid players who read the news, watch reviews, they have higher demands

Well, I don’t think I can escape this statement.

I think it’s significant that even StealthGamerBR’s video on this game turned out to be rather unimpressive

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They are correcting themselves for not releasing a single one in July.

Yes, even in this photo she does not have a chin consisting of two spheres, sunken cheeks, and cheekbones that can be used to break through walls

her face is much more rounded than that of the heroine of the game, who, for some reason, was made somewhat angular

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There are such restrictions on games from Russia or other countries where the price of games is less than in the USA. I haven’t heard of the others.

In fact, a ban is unlikely, most likely they will simply delete the games, but in this case you can safely demand a refund.

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And in Russia too. But why buy a game like this?? Alan Wake, for example, is much better and cheaper. Silent Hill for the price of GTA V – if you please..

Once upon a time there lived Peter Porker… Wait, who do you think he was in the beginning. A pig that was bitten by a spider? But they didn’t guess. He was a spider who was bitten by the radioactive May Porker (hero’s aunt in the original comics). Soon poor Pete began to notice that he was turning into a PIG, yes, yes, a pig, but with the old spider abilities.
How it all happened… Peter was born as a completely normal spider in the laboratory of May Porker, a pig scientist who invented the "World’s First Atomic Hair Dryer", hoping that "the introduction of nuclear fission in American beauty salons" would help improve the hair industry. She tested it on herself, but something went wrong (according to Murphy’s Law, by the way), May radioactivated herself and, in her delirium, bit a spider.
This is what Pete said when he saw that he was a Pig: “It’s amazing, I am a spider limited by the body of a Pig or a Pig with the low strength and agility of a spider?»

How did I get everything.

His first real enemy is Utkor https://betdsicasino.co.uk/mobile-app/ Doom (my free translation, in original. Ducktor Doom). Porker wanted to defeat him alone, but nothing came of it. Captain Americat and Goose Ryder came to his aid.
Afterwards, Spider-Ham visited many comics, fought shoulder to shoulder with many heroes and teams, such as Fantastic Furs, X-Beetles and HareHulk.
Peter has done a lot of good deeds, but everything comes to an end, and he was no exception.
The last arc he appeared in was Ultimate Civil War Spider-Ham one-shot. It was a parody of a global event in the Marvel world, which I will talk about later.
I won’t tell you the plot of the comic, I’ll just say that in the end, poor, already suffering Peter ends up in the Marvel ZOMBIE Universe. There he was quickly bitten and turned into a zombie. Famous Quote: "Very funny, Mr. Quesada. Ha. Ha. Ha.»

Very funny, Mr. Quesada.

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Greetings! Not long ago we discussed an exemplary staging of a battle scene using the example of Peter Jackson’s The Fellowship of the Ring, where the intelligent actions of one of the parties shown in the frame lead to victory? Today I propose to talk about the depiction of the opposite situation in cinema: a battle scene filmed from the perspective of the losing side, and in such a way that the reasons for the defeat are successfully explained to the viewer. An example would be, as you already understood, the First Battle of Klendatu from the film “Starship Troopers” by Paul Verhoeven.

Disclaimer: I love the franchise dearly "Starship Troopers» since childhood, and the legendary Verkhovna (anti)screen adaptation is one of my favorite films in general. Moreover, with age and life experience, I have greatly changed my attitude towards Heinlein’s original novel, and against this background, without irony, I believe that in the case of "Starship Troopers» the movie is noticeably better than the book. So get ready, the note will be full of love and adoration, and forgive me in advance for my possible fanboyism – especially since I will partly play the devil’s advocate in relation to certain points to which specific complaints have long been formed in the geek community. And yes: I understand perfectly well that the film is a satire on the verge of a black comedy, but in the context of today’s conversation this plays almost no role.

I will not retell the points of every second comment on this scene on YouTube. No, the reason for the failure of the first landing on Klendatu is not at all that the power armored suits described by Heinlein were not included in the film, and not that the infantry operates without the support of armored vehicles, artillery and aviation – this does not matter at all within the universe of the film. The reasons are the incorrect formulation of the task, the lack of training and combat experience of the personnel, as well as the violation of Suvorov’s principle of soldiers understanding their maneuver, and all this is perfectly demonstrated to the viewer.

I note that Verhoeven’s approach to directing a battle scene is fundamentally different from Jackson’s. The battle for Klendatu is not described in a couple of succinct strokes; most of the previous timing of the film leads up to it. This creates a broad context and allows you to avoid having to repeat a number of points that are important for understanding the course of the battle – we will return to them later. The nine-minute battle scene is divided by the director into two approximately equal parts – the epic landing from orbit to the surface, furnished with heroic pathos, and the moment when everything goes wrong.

The landing on Klendatu is a cinematic masterpiece in itself and one of the most iconic scenes of science fiction cinema in general. To the intense music of Basil Poledouris, hundreds of space marines take their places in the landing boats, the boats themselves shoot back with squibs from the mother ship and rush to the surface of the “terrible planet, hostile to all living things” through the night sky, lined with blue plasma charges of arachnid anti-aircraft artillery. The scenes of the orbital landing, filmed cooler, have not been seen on large screens since then. Damn it, to my memory, a large-scale planetfall has never been shown in a movie since then. If anyone remembers counterexamples, write in the comments, I’ll be happy to read them.

Already at this moment, the reasons for the impending total defeat of the Federation troops are partly revealed to the viewer. Listen to the format in which the cameo character Lieutenant Willie instructs his subordinates: “You smash the entire area, you kill anything that has more than two legs”. This is a mission statement not for a battle, but for a punitive-terrorist raid – and the film brings us to the conclusion that the Federation sky marshals planned the landing exactly this way.

Now for a minute of reasoning about why the Mobile Infantry in Verhoeven’s film is armed and acts exactly as we see on the screen. “Because Verhoeven was filming a satire and wanted to show the military as stupid!" – many will answer. Yes, but not so – for the Dutch master of leftist banter this would not be subtle enough.

The fact is that the Mobile Infantry in the film’s universe, before the beetles, clearly fought only with some rebellious colonies: in the training, the film’s heroes are taught to act specifically against people, and at the beginning of the film, “Mormon extremists” are mentioned, fleeing from the power of the Federation all the way to the arachnid quarantine zone. During this time, the army has degraded to a purely punitive police force, whose mere presence on the planet is enough to solve all problems. Armored vehicles and other types of troops are absent in the film, not because there is power armor, as in the novel, but because they were reduced as unnecessary. Carrying them around space is expensive and redundant against rowdy colonists who don’t have any serious weapons. Collisions with beetles before Klendatu took place in hothouse conditions for the Federation and with a rather small number of beetles themselves.

By analogy with past experience, the invasion of Klendatu was also planned not so much as a military operation, but as a punitive operation (and as a small victorious war, of course). At the same time, the skymarshals, of course, did not believe in their own absurd propaganda about the responsibility of arachnids for an asteroid strike on the Earth, and they did not consider beetles intelligent. They naturally reasoned that since the beetles are semi-intelligent and cannot shoot, then simply no one will approach the mobile infantry contingents armed with automatic firearms and nuclear weapons. Moreover, infantry rifles really allow you to confidently take down warrior beetles – if you know how to hit the right place.

Let’s return to our landing. Having epically broken through, although not without losses, through the anti-aircraft fire of the beetles, the boats land on the planet, and from them the infantry joyfully rushes forward, charged for an easy victory.

Armchair tacticians often criticize the film’s landing on Klendatu for lacking a plan. I beg to differ – there was definitely a plan, because Lieutenant Willie quite confidently led his crowd of war monkeys to the desired point. But they only brought this plan to the officers, deciding not to overload the brains of ordinary infantrymen. There’s no need to think – there’s someone with us who will decide everything for us (c), and soldiers aren’t supposed to shoot at everyone with extra legs, because what could happen??

So, the landing party is on the surface, and Lieutenant Willie, without wasting any time, leads the people to carry out the platoon’s immediate combat mission – suppressing a battery of plasma beetles. Visually, the scene is beautifully executed – the rocky desert of Klendatu is illuminated only by flares and flashes of plasma. The blue color filter and lighting, proven in Cameron’s “Aliens,” create an alarming mood, while simultaneously emphasizing that this is not just a desert, but an unfriendly other world. When the paratroopers find the plasma bugs, the framing of the shot emphasizes the colossal size difference between the healthy bugs and the pathetic humans, but the humans uncover tactical nuclear missiles. A couple of teams, the rockets go towards the target with pops, and the giants disappear in bright flashes. Hurray, we are breaking, bugs are bending!

And then everything changes, and the viewer understands that something has gone wrong before the film’s characters themselves. When the shock wave of a nuclear explosion reaches the infantry firing position, all the music suddenly fades away – then only commands, the crackle of shots and the screeching of beetles will be heard.

Lieutenant Willie leads his platoon to the next target, but we will never know what it was, because the first beetle warrior jumps out from behind a rock at the paratroopers.

And here comes the second fatal miscalculation of the federal command. Having planned the operation as a punitive raid, it considered it permissible to use units consisting entirely of recruits trained in a different type of warfare. Yes, before the invasion of Klendatu, they (and the viewer) were shown a short educational film about how beetles need to shoot at the nerve center, but they didn’t even really show where it was, they didn’t train the fighters to hit it at least on targets (by the way, in the 2005 shooter Starship Troopers the player is taught this, and precisely on special targets). What can we say about the fact that none of the soldiers simply saw a live beetle up close?.

Yes, in the platoon of the main characters there is one whole veteran – the commander, the same Lieutenant Willie. He is shown as an experienced military man: he looks and commands confidently, encourages his subordinates, and during descent from orbit he is so calm that he even dozes in his chair. Confronted close to an arachnid warrior, he is the only one who does not fall into a stupor, but, alas, ingloriously dies precisely because of the confusion of his subordinates.

This is how it https://wagabetcasino.co.uk/games/ happens in battle: a sudden arachnid comes from around the corner, and the platoon is deprived of an experienced officer. And the squad commanders were appointed from the same recruits, moreover, they did not consider it necessary to convey to them the specific tasks of the unit. And here is the regular platoon commander, recruit Ace, in response to Dizzy’s question: “What should I do??”, answers honestly: “I don’t know”.

More beetle warriors are arriving on the battlefield, not an overwhelming horde, but already a dangerous number. The infantry opens fire, trying to protect themselves, but still does not know how to effectively hit the arachnids – the bullets stupidly make holes in the flesh of the beetle warriors who almost do not feel pain, and sometimes even apparently ricochet off their durable shells. In addition, without normal command, discipline begins to suffer: one of the soldiers, in the heat of battle, leaves the ranks and dies painfully, surrounded by beetles, another frightened girl panics, tries to escape and falls into a beetle hole, where the waiting arachnid joyfully drags her into captivity.

And now, it would seem, a rather large unit has lost only three people, but is already breaking into mass panic and disorderly flight. Where do you think those same “one hundred thousand killed in an hour” shown later came from (in fact, as the viewer will later be shown, all three hundred thousand, counting the missing)? During the pursuit they took on quite a few beetles of panicking paratroopers, who were simply snatched from the back one by one, like hussars cutting down a collapsed infantry formation. With dense, coordinated fire, the beetles could, if not be killed, then driven away, but the running, frightened crowd had no chance – Verhoeven shows this very vividly and believably. And it’s approximately in this state that the heroes are overtaken by a belated order to regroup, sorry, a general retreat.

Verhoeven perfectly showed the lost battle from the point of view of an ordinary participant – how the impulse of courage is sharply replaced by confusion and fear due to the loss of command and, in general, any landmarks on the battlefield. The First Battle of Klendatu was lost not due to a lack of power armor or air support (they were in the original novel and did not help), but due to an unpreparedness to face a new type of combat, poor training of the fighters and a loss of control that occurred due to the irresponsible organization of the invasion. Calling this incredible stupidity, as battle scenes from Starship Troopers often characterize, will no longer work – military history knows more than one or two similar cases. The closest thing to the release date of the film in 1997, by the way, will be the storming of Grozny in 1994 – unfortunately, quite a lot of parallels can be drawn.

Watch a good movie and think about the battle scenes – they are more interesting to watch.

Py. Sy. At the request of the workers – video of the first battle for Klendatu in 4K. Press F for the cameraman who filmed the legendary footage – he risked his life with the infantry and got his..

By the way, I’d like to draw your attention to the moment in timecode 3:20 – try to notice the moment when the landing craft drawn in computer graphics turns into a real decoration. I warn you: this is a very difficult task. They say this moment is one of the smoothest transitions from computer graphics to practical effects in the history of cinema EVER.

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If the film worked as propaganda, then CONGRATULATIONS! That’s how it was intended. Verhoeven deliberately took techniques from war propaganda films during the Second World War. Moreover, from both American and German. At the same time, he added “between the lines” that not everything is so good and bright in this world for people. Rico joined the army to impress the girl, but in the shower others tell their stories. And one went into the army to have the right to give birth to a child (. ) the second went to get a budget place in college, etc.d. And if you listen to what the teacher says to his students at the BEGINNING of a history lesson… Yes, they literally live in a military dictatorship. At the same time, please note that in the film and on TV programs they deliberately “dehumanize” the image of the enemy and engage in natural propaganda of hatred. The film is literally an adaptation of the meme “Hans, are we villains?”?»

By the way, in the game Stellar Blade they copied the landing on Klendatu.

Not even close to copied. Inspired – a fact, there are sneaky notes, but this is not a carbon copy. I didn’t even hear the key motive (at least more than four notes). In the last section there is much more inspiration from Nier tracks, you can guess by the mood and motives. However, mixed with the characteristic recognizable vocals that accompany you throughout the game.

There’s a huge difference between being inspired, referencing, and copying.

We’ve reached the point where people actually perceive Starship Troopers as patriotic propaganda: D

In essence, the beetles in my eyes are the image of all those countries that the West has chaoticized under the flag of supposed democracy and the fight either against the influence of the USSR, or against terrorism and dictatorship.

This is literally a quote from an interview with Verhoeven. The problem is that he alters the original novel to please her.

“The public is exhausted by Superman”: Paul Verhoeven on the decline of Hollywood, the new Cold War, “Azazel” and Jesus Christ – Films and festivals – Magazine – Poster

No, it didn’t work, because a normal viewer saw that the director was deliberately making the characters look stupid

Data from social surveys of “normal viewers” ​​and the scientific definition of a “normal viewer” to the studio. Otherwise, you are now simply speaking on behalf of yourself and pulling an owl onto the globe, hiding behind some kind of “normality”.

Let it be known to you, but the behavior of the characters here with drinking beer, having fun in the barracks, getting tattoos, etc.d., this is not for “criticism of militarism”, but just to create a light atmosphere “a hero with his bros saves the world and doesn’t give a damn”. Making war look like a fun game with a series of victories. Maybe Rico’s colleagues are dying in batches, but the MAXIMUM that Rico himself faces in this war is a scratch. Also, by the way, a propaganda technique. And “Starship Troopers” didn’t invent it. Everyone has always done this. What is Captain America punching Hitler in the face in propaganda comics during World War II, what is the invincible Vasily Terkin. Yes, they even made comedies on this topic. Let us recall, for example, the Soviet “Die Hard” of 1967, where German soldiers are defeated “fun” and “savvy”.

Overall I’m delighted.Here you have the distant future, and beaches on the outer rings of Jupiter, and… And a banal firearm.Moreover, it is of enormous size, which became larger and larger with each part.For example, Shepard could fit everything behind his back.))))

Notes of what? I’m talking about the plot of the situation. Landing (not very successful) on the planet from which the beetles are firing. They are very similar in the film and game.

Oh, you’re not talking about music.

It was satire

How did he spoil the ROMAN?? He rewrote it in all libraries or something? The novel remains what it was. Verhoeven took the work and, based on MOTIVES, created his own. Quite common practice. Compare Kubrick’s The Shining with King’s Source Book. You won’t see much in common either. Kubrick "ruined the novel"? And once again. If in the film the viewer empathized with Rico and co, then congratulations. The film worked. Since it was literally filmed with all the techniques of military propaganda. If the viewer saw the propaganda and did not empathize with the main character, but shouted “this is propaganda of military dictatorship,” then CONGRATULATIONS, the film worked again. Since the criticism of such a system is not direct, but “in passing” and the viewer’s attention is deliberately diverted from it. (the same conversations about who went into the paratroopers for what reason take place in the COMMON SHOWER ROOM, where all the actors are completely naked, for example. And it’s not for nothing that they “tell us” about this, while we were SHOWED the life of Rico, a major from a rich family). Why don’t you take a look at Rico himself?. Blue-eyed blond with a strong chin.

And yes. The entire review of “Red Cynic” can be shortened to the phrase “But it was like this in the book, but not like that in the film, which means the movie is BAD.”. No it doesn’t work like that.

Something, the more I live, the less and less I see satire or parody in this film.

If the viewer saw the propaganda and did not empathize with the main character, but shouted “this is propaganda of military dictatorship,” then CONGRATULATIONS, the film worked again.

No, it didn’t work, because a normal viewer saw that the director deliberately makes the characters look stupid, aggressive and undisciplined in order to push through his propaganda in the spirit of “militarism is bad, a primitive bias towards the Reich and other crazy nonsense”.

I didn’t read the book, at one time I perceived the film as propaganda. Wow, we are cool, but there the wild and undemocratic ones beat us! Let’s punch them in the face! Wow, we’re cool, we can bend the whole world just, we’re cool! Damn, some wild ones dared to hit us in the face! Well, let’s give it to them so that they don’t have a face left!

We are cool, we will punch everyone in the face! Because we’re cool! We will shoot, burn, destroy all our enemies, because we are right and they are to blame. Because we are cool and they are not!

In essence, the beetles in my eyes are the image of all those countries that the West has chaoticized under the flag of supposed democracy and the fight either against the influence of the USSR, or against terrorism and dictatorship.

If Verhoeven wanted to make a stupid soy propaganda campaign, he would have been better off making it based on the original script. And I didn’t spoil someone else’s novel with my interpretation.

The book is an excellent explanation for a teenager of the place and role of violence in society and in the world, the boundaries between kindness to one’s neighbor, compromise and the struggle for the existence of an individual and his species.

The film… Just about nothing. Irony? And over what? In the version of the first battle for Klendatu described by the author of the post, the same skymarshals are shown to be criminally stupid idiots. Maybe the author guessed the presentation of the film, I don’t argue, the explanations are logical. But there is none of this in the book; the commanders of the Earth had reason to be confident in the success of the assault. There mobile infantry are terminators, hardened by local wars. But the marshal who commanded the landing remained on Klendatu and fell, covering the retreat of his.

The film looks like a very bad parody of something that only a person with a very narrow mind would parody

Just a week ago, hints of return arose on the Web Electronic Arts In Steam (earlier, recall, the publisher released the PC version of his games only in the Origin service). Today the company confirmed its intention to start cooperation with the platform again Valve.

EA I came from a trump card – a pre -order of the expected action movie became available in Steam Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order. The prices are as follows (in brackets – the cost in Origin):

• Standard edition – 3,499 rubles (3 499),
• Deluxe – 3 999 rubles (3 799).

There is one unpleasant nuance – on the page "The fallen order" Steam mentioned that the installed client and accounting records will require the game to launch the game. Apparently, the system will be the same as in Uplay from Ubisoft, – wherever you purchase the product, not to dodge from contact with additional service.

Below is a fresh release trailer Fallen Order.

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In addition, Steam will start EA Access, which gives access to the Games Library of Different Genres. The service will cost as much as in Origin – 4.99 dollars per month and 29.99 per year.

In an interview with Gamesindustry.BIZ Senior Vice President EA Mike Blank (Mike Blank) specified that EA Accesses for Steam will not include entertainment from third -party studios available to Origin Access. Among these games, for example, Batman: Arkham asylum And Darksiders III.

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As one person wrote on another site:
EA comes to Steam:

Microsoft comes to Steam:

By the way, it is strange that they did not wind up another 30% on top of the price.

However … The guys really came from the trump cards. True, prices are absolutely inadequate, but they have such in Origin.

EA has no conscience, so there is no chance.

Just next to the EA returning to Steam with Fallen Order for 3500 there are a little earlier shirts with GEARS 5 for 1085.
Yes, here it is more likely a small -petal price tag looks like an anomaly, but what difference does it make to me as the user that they clicked there/that they prompted them to put such a price. Get 2 AAA-Igra with a difference of more than 2,000-the answer is logical for me, I bought weights 5 on the release, but with the Jedi I will at least wait for discounts if I just play.

So there are no dopes to Mass Effect 2 and Origin, they were sold according to “Ahrena What convenient” scheme through the Cerberus, built -in the Biovaire’s game, at horse prices, the scheme is the same for all platforms, I don’t remember a single edition of ME2 where large plot dopes were sold “according to normal”. I do not approve and do not advise piracy myself, but in a particular case, God himself ordered the dopa on top of an honestly purchased base, for they were completely overwhelmed.

Navtztli will be thrown away. All this dance with price tags, if my memory does not change me, has begun with conversations "Now we will not have a bon, all players will receive additions for free" and the price tag slammed 2999. And right now they raised another 500.

The prices are of course inadequate, but the first step has already been taken. We hope for the release of already released good games with a normal price.

As far as I understand, it will work like uplay games. Additional registration, attachment of the account and working in the background of Orijin.
The page in the Steam indicates: “Origin Client Software Installation and Background Use Required.".

Well, maybe this is such a tricky move … and then in Orijin they will take off the price. To pay for the attachment to the stimulus. Although I also do not understand … in the stake they are used to regional prices, and the prices of PC games are close to console.

Nobody forces you to acquire it. And the opportunity for the buyer to choose what he likes, I haven’t done any worse.

No. In Steam, they always had regional prices (ORI, Cuphead). In their store, they sell all games from the Play Anyware program at console prices.

Greetings everyone.
I understand that this is not quite a site format – film reviews – but Star Wars have long gone beyond the cinema. This franchise is large, complex, diverse. As in any franchise – with your diamonds, and with its failures. So after the review and parsing the plot of the latter at the time of writing this text of the full -length film, we will try to predict – is there any future? Or it’s time to let them go to rest – as the pessimists say?

Since it is impossible to talk about the plot of a film without spoilers, I warn about them in advance! Yes, there will be a detailed retelling of the plot and an indication of negative and positive (. ) sides. For the reasoned humiliation is much more pleasant, simple swearing. Let’s start.

Not being a fan of ZV, without stealing according to its chronology, without reading numerous books and comics, I still knew why Dart Revan was a normal guy/girl. But next to Darth Nihilus in one field I will not divide the jug can. I also knew that Bobba Fett was living like Tsoi, and Palpatine knew, knew how and practiced quick preservations in real life. From clones – to specially trained droids.

I knew that the expanded universe brought to this fairy tale about the struggle of good Jedi and evil Sith is a lot of uncertainty. That Palpatine may have known about the danger of the invasion of Yuuzhan-Vongs, and one of the reasons for his cruelty was the mobilization of the Galaxy to the war. Not out of kindness of sincere, of course – just Palpatine wanted to rule a rich and prosperous Empire, and not to be a king on a pile of ash, but this only gave the deceased evil Lord of a certain practicality and realism.

However, when Disney said:

I have not experienced a special attack. ZV have always been a cosmoorer. Fairy tale – but in space. Cosmos is an endless space where everything is theoretically possible. So artists can not be constrained by our earthly logic, and create. Reasonable crystals, races of robots, ancient places of power … Do not limit yourself – turn on your imagination, and drive!

– one of the frying of adventure science fiction, which is usually determined by formal signs: the action takes place in the cosmic space and/or on other planets (in the solar system or beyond) in a conditional (usually exotic) entourage and, as a rule, includes conflict between opponents using powerful (sometimes completely fictional) technologies; The characters are emphasized heroic, and the scale of their deeds is limited only by the imagination of the authors. A significant difference between the space opera and the “firm” science fiction is a complete or partial refusal to justify what is happening in favor of scale, multi -plate, coloring and “epic”. © Pedivics

Disney knows how to fairy tales – his cartoons are one of the most striking memories of childhood. So I was waiting for moderate optimism. The performance was, as always, 10 points. But there is no sense – no.

The sequel depreciated what happened in the 6th episode, and behind the scenes.
Behind the scenes, the republic again rolled up in UG. And even deeper than before the formation of the empire, apparently.
Behind the scenes Luke screwed up with the new Order of the Jedi.
Behind the scenes the first order appeared – with the army of attack aircraft and star fleets. And with a giant base Starkiller. Behind the scenes, behind the scenes, behind the scenes ..

About the fact that here we have a soft remake 4 episodes are spoke many times. Like about faded characters

But the mistakes occur in the great ones – at least 8 episode I walked with cautiously … and not in vain, as it turned out.

And it turns out that now, after viewing 9 episode 8, it somehow falls out of the narrative. Jah-ja Abrams seems to be trying to wipe him, leaving only the main events of the “eight”:
1. Kylo Ren – Head of the First Order
2. Snuck is dead
3. Luke disappeared in strength … Forbid everything else. And forget about Rose, she is now just a capship Finn! Thus, the 9th episode turns 8 into filler. I understand this, "creative consistency"!

I can’t help but note that the installation of the ninth film is very twitching. I will highlight several storylines:

1. Rei.
2. Kylo Ren.
3. Poe, Finn and Chubbak.
4. Passing. It is difficult to call it a storyline, but somewhere it is necessary to determine the headquarters of the resistance and the headquarters of the first order.

If I suddenly lose something-do not blame me, with such a sequence of shift, it is quite easy. If you want to briefly, then the creative impotence grew into a cancer tumor and gobbled up with giblets the whole franchise. If you want to enjoy the suffering of a person who spent 2 hours of life and 300 rubles, please read further ..

And thunder struck.

“The dead spoke! The galaxy heard a mysterious message, the threat of revenge with an ominous voice of the late Emperor Palpatine.

Honestly, when I heard Palych’s laughter in the first trailer, I had a sneak.

From the moment of the last part, a year has passed or so – which is already good, because 7 and 8 have passed between events … well – a couple of days. Everyone is busy with their own affairs.

Kylo Ren, For example, preparing for the New Year and shreds in a salad on some planet of strangely dressed types, in which the attack aircraft of the first order help him hard. I can not help but note that the planets in the new trilogy is a triumph of despondency. Here we have a forest, coated either as ash or snow ..

Mustafar is a hellish forge, nabu – waterfalls and underwater world, hott – despite the name, the icy world of death, tatuin – desert, corbentity – skyscrapers to the stratosphere, Camino – raging oceans … Maybe it did not look much logical (well, the whole planet cannot be tropics – purely according to the laws of physics!), but it looked cool. Disney to such a fountain of creative to saw and saw.

Having cut out all the locals in the slo-o-oo-oh-oh-oh, Kylo finds a certain artifact of Sith, guide. And on his fighter, he goes alone to where the artifact leads him, to unveil him to the root: on the planet of the eczhegol, where there is a hefty colossus in the midst of rummaging from the sky, more reminiscent of the city.

And under it is the temple of Sith, where he settled ..

Palpatine, Ta-Ta-Ta, Ta-yes, yes-Dada.

Immediately they give us one of the most important explanations. And even show: I kiss a flask with snacks. Yes, this gym in a bathrobe Hugh Hefner, it turns out, was created by the emperor by the method of cloning and playing genetics! And his death is part of the plan to exalt Kylo to the Supreme Leader. We will also learn that it was Palpatin that pulled the strings all this time, and in general – there is a short -term root in all evil.

In an expanded universe, he returned more than once or twice, managed to deliver everyone problems, and even tried to slam a young new carcass for himself. It didn’t work out.

Well, that is, the course continues to depreciate the previously taking place. Previously, the hatch was a cowardly rat, which tried to kill the nephew, feeling a bit of darkness in it. Now Vader-Enakin, in fact, gave his life in vain: Palpatine is alive, and feels well, surrounded by the Sith that came from where the crowd of the Sith.

This crowd is not quite a crowd. It is sooner – the souls of all the previously living Sith, which are now in some way concentrated in one Palpatin … What is idiocy.

Jedi – dissolve in force. But the Siths do not know how – but I can tie myself to certain material objects. But here there are some rules – it should be a tomb, armor, weapons. So somewhere there there should be stacks of shelves with the Sith junk, to which these citizens are entered ..

So the spirits of the Jedi can only help with advice and slightly direct, while the dead Sith becomes almost more dangerous. Can, for example, treat with lightning ..

So … stop … iodine in the 8th episode … oh shi –

I noticed that in the films from Disney there is a fetish for star destroyers. This is understandable – the ships are formidable, beautiful, gloomy and inspire awe. But in 8 parts, for example, they calmly looked at how their comrades bombed and destroyed the dreadnought – and did not react in any way. Stardestr are reduced in 7 and 8 parts to the role of decoration: they should hang menacingly in the sky. Or lie, broken, in the desert.
A year ago in VK, I somehow joked:

So – I didn’t joke. Stardestr, spaceship ..

Takes off from under the surface of the planet! And while I was picking up my jaw, it turned out that there is natural a armada! FLOTILLA. There, damn it, a cloud of Stardestryur.

Later we will learn that one such ship can destroy the planet. Yes, one Stardestr from this screenser = 1 death star. They will even demonstrate us how the Stardestr Sith from the megapushka under the belly of a wanshit is a planet, where the main characters were helped.

In theory, in this place I have to gnaw at the horror of the foot mat, because there used to be one star of death – and then you and you! But there was only one question in my head … And the crews also sat underground all this time, in ships? Like – where did they come from? They are also clones? They come from? Finally, why the Stardestr are sitting underground – they are better preserved there than just hanging in space? Supplies for the winter from grandfather Palpatine? So I imagine: a cloud of shovels that dig a hole left over the planet. And the Stardestrers with a row are waiting for the queue for instillation. Eczhegol planet is for most myths. That is, even if this armada hangs over the planet, they will still be found only if someone is very lucky. Retere – not lucky.

Well, Palych offers equal exchange as in this “steel alchemist”: Bashka Rei in exchange for the fleet. And Ren will finish the grandfather, and as the last Sith will become the new emperor, and the Jedi will be over. He says:

Restores his bucket for the head, drags aboard the cultists that they serve Sidius (he settled on the planet with a full staff of the servant: although he was chained to a certain likeness of animus from the adaptation of Assassin Creed, but with complete comfort!) and goes to look for the garbage man ..

Yes, Ren’s forgotten in 7 parts appear again in sight. But besides moronic helmets, they are not remembered in anything and merge in just one minute of waving a light checker at the end of the film. But I am sure – Disney will not forget and will release ten types of figures for each of these gyms!

At the same time, on the planet of the rebels.

Of course, the planet is some kind of jungle. Well, you can – like on an endor! But this is not an endor …

Leia teaches Rei. I remind you that Rei at the moment has already managed to tape Kylo Rena, survive in a fight with Snow’s guard, powder the brains of the steering stroke-Craig, and in general-from the relics of Rei Luke almost in strength did not dissolve.

What Leia can teach Rei? O_O and how. For the integrity of the narrative, I will answer this question: a little later we will be shown a flashback, where young Leia and Luke, both in deaf helmets fight on light swords. That is, Leia is now not just sensitive to strength – she naturally fights with a hatch without vision! And even drops it to Earth. You understand?! Leya defeats Luke in educational sparring with eyes closed-and stops studying on the Jedi only because of pregnancy! Damned men – and then they broke off a great woman ..

I have them! Leia and Luke in flashback look abnormal. Their eyes shine naturally, as if these are glass artificial zenki for stuffed animals. And facial expressions … their krivata facial expressions.

It was fast – a few seconds – but unpleasant.

And Rei sees how our strong man first restores his bucket, and then – again offers Rey to give up and start cooperating. Or die.

Well, Finn, Chubaka and fly on the "Millennium Falcon" and execute the orders of Leia. At the moment – they receive a message from a certain spy in the first order, which reports a threatening danger. Like, Kylo found Palpatine, he has a grand fleet and in general – everything is very bad.

I remind you that Finn is a dysertir-stormtrochist who realized that to kill is bad. Therefore, the whole film will wet the former colleagues on an industrial scale, hang out with software and give food to the young writers of the Yaoi fan fiction. And he will plunge with Jade – another character, who, in the original version of the script, was the missing daughter Lando Clitsian. Now she also seems to be his relative, but this is only hinting at meaningful views and music behind the scenes. Rose, as I said, is reduced to "just a friend and a comrade in resistance".

Rose was added to bypass the rules of Chinese censorship and enter this giant market. True, Disney, not knowing the specifics, went well on the 8th episode.
1. The story of warriors with swords who own super -resistance, in China, few people will surprise. They have a whole “three -year”, and where it is more fun, cheerful and with rating R. Star Wars in China and Japan are not very popular. Lucas was also inspired by Asian culture – just look at the helmet of Darth Vader to notice his resemblance to the ancient Japanese helmets. Asians are not very interested in watching an American copywater curve from their motives.
2. Ignorance of psychology. Modern American and European tolerance passed by Asians. A Negro kissing Asian is not prohibited by censorship, but for most Asians there is muck and abomination.

Well, a thousand -year -old falcon, during a slander from the first order, does something that goes against an income with 8 episode. He begins the “cascade of jumps”: the ice sitting at the helm pierces the ice, and turns on the hyperdered in the atmosphere-after which it appears somewhere on another planet, which clearly refers us to the expanded universe. Then-again a jump, and the “falcon” is transferred to another planet, among some skyscrapers ..

I’m not joking: here is the falcon and the fighters of the order pursuing it in the atmosphere, horizontally the surface of the planet. Here is a clumper clicks, a hyperople is performed – and they fly above the surface of another planet, which is already clearly inhabited and with high -rise buildings. Another click … This is not jumping when the ship accelerates to the superfluid, this is a teleportation!

I am seriously-a giant worm almost hawes them, they jump straight into his mouth-but the ship disappears in hyperoproll and is teleporting somewhere again. And yes, single light fighters of the order also jump into hyper. Just like big ships. What can I say – congratulations: you are still using flash drives to transmit information, but in the field of shipbuilding you have progress!

And now, who returned to the base, the Sokol brings the same message about the return of Palpatin, Rei rushes to the Jedi library – and we find out … that Luke Skywalker tried to find Exzhegol, and in general – suspected that Palpatine was alive! That is, this cormorant, which refused to teach Rei, suspected that the emperor was alive! But he preferred to sit on the island in the middle of the ocean and do nothing. Meanwhile, in Luke’s records there is a drawing of the Sith guide (looks like a pyramid that is offered to buy for cure for all diseases – from cancer to AIDS), and sketches – where this device can be found.

By the way, there are two of them. One – at Kylo. And you need to find the second.

It is necessary to fly to the Passana planet, and look for contact there – because it is written in the records of the old hero of the great saga.

Arriving on the planet, we are met by some kind of local erase ..

Naked shocks and friendly Ktulhu, who very much reminded me of Indians and Mexicans with their bright clothes and dances. They have a festival of ancestors every 42 years here, and our operape finds just on it.

The operape consists of:

– Chubaka. He walks and doomed aaagaga, looking at the creative insanity.
– Finn. A fashionable hairstyle in the style of Killmonger got a lot, and in general it became much more useful. At least-he shoots at enemies, remembering that he was once a soldier. Want to tell Rei some secret!

He was never uttered in the film. He was revealed by Jah-Jah Abrams: Finn wanted to tell Rei that he was also sensitive to strength. That is, an important plot moment is explained to us by the director in an interview ..

– By. Pilot, assured version of Khan Solo. They will tell us a little about his past, and even let them look at his native world – where he was a thief, a smuggler and worked for his family. Not at all copy -paste ..
– C3ro. Translator, supplier of type-yumor.
-VV-8. Replacement R2D2. Plus, thanks to the form with him, you can release a lot of merchants for adults … There are all sorts of beads there ..

Myself R2D2 It remains with Leia – and I have something to say about Leia’s organ in this film. As it is ..

So, on Pasaana Rei receives as https://zlatnikcasino.co.uk/withdrawal/ a gift a certain necklace from a friendly girl of aborigen, and another synchronization with Kylo occurs. Once again, Kylo is intriguing, he says-they say, I know something, come on to me-we will light together, but Rei refuses. Then we are waiting for a miracle of teleportation, which is one of the chips of the film ..

Kylo extends his hand on his flagship – and breaks the necklace with Rei. And it is teleported to it on the ship – after which the expert department of the First Order quickly recognizes Tsatsk. And not only indicates a specific planet – but even its specific region. Well, Pativen with Black templars to destroy xenomisia Unfortunately, no – with useless knights Ren. After all, now ships are able to teleport – what it is difficult for them or something?

Meanwhile, the whole honest company is falling on the attack aircraft of the first order, and I finally ceased to understand the layouts in the galaxy. Type – this is a free planet? But the heroes say that, they say, such festivals always attract patrols … So there is at least some power in the galaxy or not? Otherwise there seems to be a republic that helps resistance-but for some reason the first order is on duty at festivals, which seems to be like the unfinished imperials. Which, consider, terrorists – but with battleships and assault buildings? Simply put – who is the power in this galaxy?

Briefly in the new canon in the new republic there are two parties: centrists and populations.

Populations – "good". Leia organ and ko. Self -determination, democracy, and other crap. Moreover, non -interference in the affairs of the planets sometimes reaches stupid indifference … just like in the old republic!

Centrists – "bad". Because they do not want to abandon the imperial heritage. And they also say sound thoughts – for example, that the Senate should not only be a platform for the exchange of views, but also from time to time give the brains especially violent.

The first order for a long time kept in the shade – and crawled out relatively recently, when the number of the Senate has reached an extent dissatisfied with the inaction. That is, think about it-due to the fact that the Senate was afraid of excessive intervention in the affairs of the planets (the emperor also did. ) there were disagreements who demanded that, finally, the fight against pirates, bandits and other blossomed ambassadors of the Empire’s fall by creatures.

Having not received satisfaction, these dissatisfied with the republic created the first order – and began to restore order by mass executions, which first resulted in a cold, and later again into the civil war.

But all this you will not learn from the films. Because the dumplings from Disney are about jokes and explosions.

But here, once again, a tight stream of nostalgia is poured on the face – for the attack aircraft easily and at ease soaks the Klrisian Light … by breaking through an arrow from a mini -artillery helmet on the head. At least in one film, the armor saved someone? In my opinion only in John Wick, armor and body armor for something are good.

General (general? Who is this smugglers?!) The Kalrisian Light says that to find eczhegol, Luke tried to go to the Imperial Agent Ochichi that he worked for Palpatine. He, they say, was on a cute planet-which means that he somehow managed to fly through unknown regions. So, he could have such a guide. That is, Luke:

1. Restored the Order of the Jedi
2. Suspected that Palpatine was alive.
3. I was looking for eczgol.

And when his student crossed to the dark side … just left?! Having scored on everything that is happening. Now this act looks even more bastard! Thank you, Disney!

Further – the chase, failing into the unsteady sands, and the heroes find the remnants of the Imperial (as it is successful that the Imperial also fell into the same sands many years ago, and then he died!). And a dagger with an engraving on Sith – which C3RO cannot read. Because the Sith language is prohibited to translation of some security protocols there. But it is uploaded to the database … but prohibited to transfer.

Hefty alien-glist-ghost in six eyes and hefty teeth growls on the heroes, but Rei stops his friends, approaches the creature and heals the wound. Having been gratitude, the creature steps away from the exit from the local tunnels ..

The creature, by the way, looks interesting. And it would be nice if she rolled out all those who had fallen to her in the hole, and then we would have watched Palych and his black crusade – but not fate.

Millennium Falcon, of course, was arrested and packed to the flagship Kylo. So the group finds the old, for many years, a ship of a dead imperial agent on the street (which is parked here is not far), they will make it, they will reanimate … After all, no one can get out of a starship standing on the planet for twenty years.

And Rei feels the approximation of Kylo and goes back. Chubaka follows her and falls captive to the Imperials, he is put on shuttle, and the same scene is waiting for us where Kylo Ren tries to rag a fighter – but she masterfully chopping him in a jump, ruins a fighter, and Kylo leaves the fragments of aka a terminator from a broken truck ..

By the way, even in the Avengers, characters use walkie -talkies. And then Rei went somewhere, then Chubak was sent for her-who took the valuable dagger of the Sith with him! I took with it a source of strategic information. And went to look for Rei! And got caught.

Finn yells about Chubaka on the shuttle of the Imperials, Rei tries to hold him. And Kylo – free. With the help of power, of course … there is, as it were, tug of a rope – but not a rope, but a shuttle. And suddenly, from where he was not involved, nothing portended – Rei sharashita shuttle with lightning. At this place, the hall naturally froze, and I heard the sounds of the abrupt jaws ..

That is, our paw-ray huddled and burned with lightning of Siths shuttle-with a Chubaka located in it. Of course, then it turns out that there were two shuttle – and in fact the Lochmatic is alive, and is captured with a valuable artifact. But this will be later, but for now, the prospect of switching to the dark side of the force faces, after which it Decides to become a domin with two slaves traveling on a ship of a dead Imperial and giving an idea for money begins to be afraid to go to the dark side.

So, Rei … calmly goes to the ship, he starts and no one tries to knock it down, somehow interfere with the take-off. Although literally a minute ago, Ren knights carefully watched the gop companies. Seriously: they looked, stuck gloomily among the sands of the planet, and did nothing.

And here C3 Rolo is fatty trumpets of everyone who doubted his usefulness. For at least there is no dagger – but the robot looked at him, and remembered it. That is, the dagger is no longer very necessary in theory-you just need to remove the blocking of the translation, for which the thinning detachment is sent to their homeland.

The scriptwriters finally thought of connecting two facts in the film: this is a robot, he remembers everything, and he is a translator – that means that the dagger is not so needed!

Tatuin is a planet-desert, Coruscant is a planet-city. Kijimi is a planet-laborer. According to, as it turned out, he was a smuggler, but because of his beliefs he threw a business, family, his friend Zoria Bliss. Because for any smuggler, the struggle for democracy is more important than a well-established business, it is obvious … On the planet, a raid, but a friend in helps a fugitive accomplice and reduces with the local robotics master, which was created solely in order to sell soft toys.

Blah blah, removing the lock will lead to erasing memory, blah blah, drama-C3RO will forget everything and roll back at the time of the first activation. In short, he begins to broadcast in a menacing voice when lifting a ban on where its guide is located, shines menacingly reddened eyes – and restarts. And we must empathize with the droite that has lost memory.

Well, the star destroyer Kylo Rena arrives at Kimiji and he himself at the same time. And Rei feels that Chubaka is alive about pathos:

But how to get on a ship?

And everything is simple. Zoria Bliss, who threw and went to fight, begins to chew pink snot and gives him a stolen toon of the captain of the first order. This is such a pass – so that the ship on which it is on could approach the star destroyer, and sit in his hangar. After which we are waiting for the enchanting scene of salvation, where the attack aircraft die just in bucks – unable to do anything with two fools reinforced by one Mary Sue.

During the operation of rescue software and Finns, screaming about cameras-cameras-cameras. and shoot the surveillance chambers hung in the corridor. This is something incredible in the universe! I understand this-scientific and technological progress is coming.

Chubaku – find. The dagger is also because Rey “feels that it is important!". And at the moment when Ray separated from the group and in search of the Sith porn dagger searches the cabin of Kylo, ​​once again synchronization occurs. And there is a rather spectacular scene of the battle. And stupid.

So, Rey – in the cabin of Kylo. Kylo – below, on the planet, on the market. Its subordinates conduct raids, and he chatting with Rei, and then produces a remote duel on light swords: a new feature from the Revex Ray. Here Kylo waves a sword – and the walls cut in his cabin. Here Rei makes a blow-and there is some kind of bag of berries, they scatter on the ground, and appear in the cabin ..

True, the question immediately arises: Kylo that, did not recognize his housing? He finished about where Rei was only when they destroyed the pedestal with Vader’s helmet – after which he was:

– Agaaaa. Attention to everyone – she is in my cabin! And you, girl – wait. Meet me personally-I will tell you a big, big secret, you will be stunned!

During the running around the “Falcon” of Finn, the software and Chubaka are taken captive and the execution. General Hax does not deny himself pleasure and asks one of the three attack aircraft that they are now going to execute prisoners, the barrel – to personally execute the rebel scum … and kills subordinates!

It turns out that this is a HAKS traitor! Hax! HAKS – who, according to Vicki, is a fanatical imperial! HAKS – born in the family of imperial military! Hax, who knows that Palpatine, emperor, is alive – he is a rebel spy!

Hax, who gave the command to the exterminatus of five planets in the seventh part! Including the new capital of the republic. Why he does it?

And this degenerate, who in the 7th episode commanded the genocide at once five planets at once, chewed the snot, blurted out the dreadnought and missed resistance in the 8th episode, betrays the first order and his idol – the emperor! – Because Kylo Rena hates … A dumb trick with a shot leg does not save the traitor – and General Pride fells. Just – shot in the carcass. At the same time, the Hax flies back from the shot from the laser as if his shotgun shook in the militant of the 90s.

Meanwhile, Rei passes the weapon staggering along the ship, sends to look for friends – and he herself faces face to face with Kylo Ren, where he finally reveals the terrible truth ..

Rei’s parents were actually nobody. Well, like "nobody" … her father is the son of Palpatine. And she, it turns out, Ray Palpatine. That is, the emperor’s son escaped from the pope, started the child and lived on some kind of garbage. Then an imperial agent came behind him-and he sold Rei to some left people to Jaka, and he himself introduced the eyes of the Emperor before the bright. Under torture, he did not give out where the granddaughter – and the imperial banged with the help of the unfortunate dagger and mom and dad.

Kylo REN Won – in 7 parts I read thoughts and found out the brand and model of the robot. Or what – the psychovaniy Padavan is much more skilled than the emperor?

They also explain to us that Rei and Ren are, Power diades. These are two powerful viasers interconnected. And therefore they are so strong, so quickly study, so successful, and so know how to get into each other. All this is falling out to us as if we should fight in ecstasy – here, they say, an explanation ..

Personally, I heard laughter in the hall and the sounds of facepalms at the moment about kinship with Palpatin.

Rei runs away, jumps into the flying "Falcon" and goes … No, unfortunately, only where the dagger sent it. The message on the dagger sends the heroes to the endor – where we are completely allowed to enjoy the fragments of the destroyed death star. Evokov, fortunately, will be shown only at the end of the film – thanks, only for a couple of seconds. Further – another intensity of stupidity ..

1. Some dysers-contrabandists hang out on the endor. Former attack aircraft who refused to shoot Mirnyak – just like Finn. Yes, Finn is in a conversation with the local boss … Oh, excuse me, the chief of it, he says that he suddenly felt an insight. And that it was power. Like the local inhabitants who refused to comply with criminal orders and dumped the full branch.

Well, that is, the force now easily chatting with the attack aircraft of the first order, will repare them, and says:

-Go guys into the ranks of pirates, smugglers, thieves and robbers, there is nothing to trample on your boots here.

The chic answer to the question “Why is the attack aircraft?". You are glad?

2. The knife that was soaked in dad and mother Rei is with a surprise. He has a special advanced ruler, and an uneven blade. Further more: the blade is perfectly accurate with the silhouette of the fragment of the death star, if you look at them exactly from a certain point on the coast. Rey, standing on the shore, applies the silhouette of the dagger to the silhouette of the wreckage, puts forward this ruler – and it sticks to a certain place. And so there is a guide ..

That is … This ancient Sith dagger was made that the death star would be created after many years, and then it will be destroyed and it will fall apart exactly in such pieces? Or like someone after endor made a dagger with an uneven blade, and inserted a ruler there? What a crap? How is it? And do not dare to say to me that this is "just fantasy, why are you finding fault". Imagine: you found an ancient blade of the 15th century. And its blade, if it is combined with the Gazprom building and put forward a special little thing, will indicate a treasure, which was buried before the “pencil” was built! That – strength prompted?! What nonsense.

Bla-Bla, Kylo Ren arrives at Endor, and Rei, like Kevin Costner from the Water World, crosses the raging sea on giant waves. Bla-Bla, the Fanservice and the hall where the last battle took place, helmets of the attack aircraft and so on … blah blah is a secret door where the guide is hidden-and where for a couple of seconds we are shown the dark razor. Like, She can fall into heresy, therefore it must be burned On the dark side, and in general ..

And then Kylo pulls the guide by force, destroys it and says:

– Ha! Now you will go to eczhegol only with me! Or you won’t get at all! Come on, soak Palpatine – and we will rule ourselves! As an emperor and empress.
What do you say to it?

Well, then, on the wreckage of the death star, in the middle of the raging waves there is a duel on swords. The duel, I must say, is interesting – in the sense that there are not quick blows – like in prequels. No – here they wave their swords as if it were two -handed zvahanders. Although in theory the weight has only a handle – the blade itself does not weigh anything.

By the way-Finn and Baba-Chief of Diserstir also arrive on the wreckage. Although five minutes ago they said that we should wait for the lull and tide, and they looked at the Rei, which stormed the waves.

There is another torn installation: Leia feels that Bobo’s son-Korzine, and steps aside from his headquarters. Here we are watching the duel Kylo and Rei. Here Rei cuts him – and Leia shouts to her son with all his strength … and dies. P2D2 screens, all the resistances are with sad faces. And Rei, feeling that Leia is dead, heals the wounded Kylo, ​​as before the anthelmintest-the-sublem on the Passan-and the fighter steals it. But not in order to follow the exegol, no ..

She returns to Ak. If you forgot – I remind you, this is the place where the hatch was hanging out – and burns a fighter. Tries to throw in a flame and a sword – but the hatch appears in the form of a ghost! It seems to me that Mark Hemil simply broke an unusual fee with Disney for how they treated his character. At least despite the seemingly benevolent speeches, his expression was in the style:

– what, morons – have been dumbfounded everything and everything, and now you are trying to get out? And you are trying to outplay the hatch back, yes? Yes, it’s just late … But for such grandmas, I, so be it, is a little more like cameras.

Well – Rei wants to fly and fight again. But she already burned the Kylo fighter ..

And the hatch in the style of iodine takes out his old X-Ving from the sea. Well, remember – how the hatch flew on Dagabar, and then repaired the equipment using P2D2? So – forget. The lying devil knows how many starship in sea water, entangled in algae, is already ready to fly. Well, if Luke speaks with Rei, then with Adam Driver, who sits on the endor and thinks – whether it was even for such a big fee to star in such a shit? – the hallucination in the form of Harrison Ford is talking.

Why not Khan Solo? Because Harrison Ford is not made up in any way. He is gray -haired, with pronounced wrinkles and folds. In 7 parts, he was a little like the old one – but still capable of having an excerpt of a smuggler, but here it seems, said:

– So, go to the ass – I will not dye my hair, make a makeup either. The role of Khan Solo I hate, want to shoot me – that’s the price. And here you have ten minutes of my time.

Kylo Ren returns back to the bright side *multiple fanfare. * Yes, yes, he just took it like that-and.

Let’s get back to our team of degenerates ..

Evacuated from Endor software, Finn, a team of deserters sharply arrive at the base, they are informed that:

1. All the same.
2. At all frequencies transmit Imperial march message that the flame of Sith is burning again.

But Rei, with the help of a guide and a ship of Luke pulled out of the fighter, flies through gravitational wells and anomalies, noting the path to the forces of the invasion. Behind her, all the surviving copper are eager for her, at the same time the message-agility of the resistance is sent to everyone:

– We are going to beat the face of the Palpatin. He has a horseradish, which can demolish the planets, the power of the Sith, and the path to the battlefield is almost suicide. Everyone is invited!

And this will be done by the “millennial falcon” Lando Kalresian, who teleported to the headquarters of the resistance.

The plan of the attack is simple, like the gyrus of the scriptwriters: from somewhere resistance knows that on the planet that no one has seen in the eye is a kind of navigation tower. Without its signal, not a single Isae that hangs above the planet can take off above. It is necessary to destroy the tower, and … and … and then the help of volunteers will arrive, and the SPR fleet that can burn the galaxy.

By the way, here, between the case, P2D2 meets with C3O and restores his memory. That is, the tragedy (C3RO forgot everything! What a nightmare. ) is canceled, cheers ..

In short, Rei comes to the planet, meets with Palpatin-it requires something like:

Rei is wandering. Then Palych opens the pathos window in the ceiling – and shows how the motley fleet of resistance is the rubbish on a fine grater of the IZR. Like, you will soak me – and the fleet will become yours, and you can order them to stop fire.

Meanwhile: the Imperials transferred the signal of the navigation tower to the flagship, so now everything has become … Pam-pam! Useless! What to say-progress goes through the distant, comprehensive galaxy! They thought of the surveillance and duplication cameras. Immediately there is an boarding of the flagship using the cavalry that we were shown in the trailer. And Finn and Negro-Dezertir are trying to sacrifice themselves heroically … Explosions, shooting, Piu-Piu Piu.

In short, the next miracle of teleportation (I mean the installation) allows Kylo Ren to arrive at the exogol just in time, so that Ray teleports him a sword (this time that which allowed him to arrange remote fencing), he cut all the Ren knights (and you thought they were needed for some reason?). Rei refuses to kill the emperor, and Palpatine, seeing such a thing, sharash the couple with lightning.

Then he understands that these two are a diades of power. And he simply sucks life from them, regenerates, restores stumps, leaves the wheelchair, throws Cylo into some gap in the ground-and sharash into the air with lightning, as in these Avengers. Resistance ships begin to fall.

Ray overcontrolled-due to the fact that all the dead Jedi speaks with her, from Obi-Wan to Yoda-and ultimately reflects with two swords a lightning of force back. Palpatine scatters ashes, and the ships begin to fly again. Then Rei dies. Kylo, ​​a minute ago, thrown into some waterfall, jumps back-and due to the fact that he is now bright, revives her with the power of love, kisses it ..

And he dies himself. After which the body of Kylo disappears ..

And the body of Leia, the organs that were thrown at the planet of resistance, also disappears. And the arrived help from free worlds will be destroyed by the ISR, which simply can not contrast for the forces of some kind of crooks gained from the boron along the pine tree.

It all ends with joy, as in the original trilogy. On the forest planet, everyone hugs, kisses, cry over the dead. Immediately, we are first shown a dumb woman-officer who kisses the other hand-to-the-nigrian woman (you thought it would be without LGBT?),* and then, immediately – a man who hangs on … neck? giant alien slug, which was shown a couple of times in comic scenes.

And Rei comes to Tatuin, to the very farm where it all began, burns the swords of Leia and Luke, and takes out his own – with a yellow blade. Just like the liquid that we had just poured on the face. And to the question of a local resident:

Rey Palpatine – Mary Sue. As it was, it remained. Attempts to depict even the possibility of its transition to the dark side are ridiculous and absurd. At the same time, the actress can play – but she plays as the director tells her. And the director is a stupid moron.

Kylo Ren – Taking into account all the ridicule, the authors tried to rehabilitate it. Now he is less hysterical, more often speaks in a calm reasonable tone, returned the threatening mask back and looks brutal than. But we all remember how tantrum he was in 7 and 8 parts, so – by.

General Hax – In the 7th and 8th parts, it was like Ren’s rival for the post of supreme leader. In 9 parts, it is mediocre. Funny and absurd.

Luke – Again an attempt to rehabilitation, but it’s too late.

Lei – She dissolved in force like Master Jedi. She dropped Luke in training in her youth. She twisted the fortel with him and waved a sword … But then she flew and threw it all. Devil Kylo Ren – broke off such a promising woman! I destroyed the fate of my mother!

Palpatine – More than ever, pathos, gloomy and scary. His residence is the kingdom of Kashchei Immortal, with laboratories and dark, wrapped in bandages by servants. But it is not enough, and it merges.

Finn and software, side of Chubak – Trying to compose a certain team, to the joy of slate.

There is generally a finish. The concept itself always seemed a little stupid to me, but here ..

First trilogy: Strength permeates the universe, and it can be mastered by meditation and the strength of the mind. Be harmonious, disciplined, diligent – and you will go to the light. Egoism and greed – the path to darkness.

Proletes: Possession of power depends on the mind, meditation, and the presence of medichlorian. No medichlorian – you go forest. The path to light and darkness still depends on you and how you use power.

Disney: The power is reasonable! She is reducing the attack aircraft, communicates with everyone in a row, everyone can jump from darkness to light, and everyone can become ghosts of power, because we have the rights to use the images of actors. At least leaving lei, at least Kylo, ​​who was moving away five minutes ago!

The result of the autopsy

The ZVs are dead, and their resuscitation is even in the form of a different from films – difficult. Neither computer games, nor comics, nor books will be able to return everything to their own circles, somehow reable to the universe. All hope for projects such as Mandolorz – which generally score on global events, concentrating on more local stories. Pedro Pascale has more charisma than in all the main characters of the new trilogy.

Everything is done only to sell more models, figures, keychains, posters and other measurements. Everything is for profit, and for the sake of Babos Disney is not shy about putting pressure on nostalgia. But late – everything has already understood everything. ZV 9 has nothing to love: these are transformers+marvel, a movie about superheroes.

Having listened to the public embroidery, the authors in the ninth part tried to stretch the scale – more planets, more space – but these planets do not really show us. From the size of a small village, the universe of the trilogy has grown to the size of the village of large – well done, progress!

The first trilogy talked about the victory over the darkness. Was naive, stupid, fairy tale. Like the lord of rings – but in space. Because space is endless, and you can not restrain yourself.

The trilogy is prequectedB – which is customary to scold in the West – talked about the coming of darkness. She added ambiguity, after which in the ranks of the "suffering from the empire" arrived. Not surprising: the old republic was not a golden age. No matter how cunning and cruel Palpatine is, but he only directed the processes. Corruption, theft, slave trade – all this existed without it, and without it were dissatisfied with the republic. And this beat on the tonight of the first trilogy.

But I don’t think it is a minus. The franchise is called"Star wars", And war is a continuation of politics by the power method. And Lucas added political intrigues – as naive and stupid as the whole universe. The presence of Jah-ja Bings does not justify this-but still ..

Now tell me, About what Disney trilogy?

That the darkness did not defeat, the old heroes screwed up – but new, modern ones came, and still did what the "old people" could not? I don’t know. I only know that Disney was shaking the balance of power: yes, any company serves primarily not to create fairy tales, but for making money. But if fairy tales are shit, then it arrived – shit. And soon Miki Mouse will have to sweat in front of investors ..

And now we will talk about such an ephemeral thing as moral ..

In our century to be moral – a reason for ridicule. "Moralophage" is an insult. For me very strange and incomprehensible. Watching the film in the cinema, I caught myself thinking that most of all I felt sorry for the old actors who were filming young and did not know that these roles would stick to them forever.

About Luke-Hemila and Solo-Ford I have already said. But we’ll talk about Carrie Fisher-Yay separately ..

Carrie Fisher died. The actor is already dead, his body lies in the ground or the ashes rests in the urn – and the image is used by greedy companies in the film. Moreover, it is no secret that Fisher used drugs in her youth, and greatly harmful to herself in her personal life. Already in adulthood it turned out that the bipolar disorder was all to blame – about which medicine then knew much less than now, but Fisher herself, without knowing, tried to heal his symptoms. And drugs were extremely shitty treatment. Bottom line – shock therapy, rehabilitation … and lost memory.

Carrie Fisher did not remember well how she played Leia to the organ. For the sake of survival, it was necessary to sacrifice part of his life … The already middle -aged person disappeared the memories of youth – she remembered only the moments of her former life. She was always an old, sick woman. She did not have these bright memories and moments. Only the role of a character she does not remember. Yes old photos from the set. And looking at how already a dead woman is dancing in four-fingered paws with a black and white mouse in a cinema naturally approached my eyes.

This is vile. This is some kind of perverted version of slavery and necrophilia. I sincerely wish Disney to go bankrupt in the coming 2020 – so that all his investors, having read the reviews and watching the box office, withdrew their money.

Here is a movie. Not just “soulless” – it is in its pure form immoral and is intended for all 146% for pumping grandmas.

And the final assessment of the entire trilogy will be given by the chief lover of the Star Wars of Runet, a specialist in Laura of the distant and distant galaxy, the supreme expert in matters of power, master of the bright and dark side!

The last film could not save the trilogy in any situation. It should not be finished otherwise, otherwise it is. I will not delve into the local geography, I will throw a draft:

1. Place of action.

The far-haired galaxy 40 years after the fall of the empire is far from unambiguous. Although there is no more tyranny, those whom Palpatine drove them under the bench crawled out of all their cracks, taking away power and influence. Hutt syndicates, slave traders, pirates.

The young republic is built slowly – there are still strong resentment and far to the world. And the fragments of the empire have not gone anywhere: because the empire was pretty to many. But they, former enemies, have to somehow look for compromises. That is, yes – it is necessary to show politics. At least the edge – but it is necessary. Well, because to describe the universe of the film and not to affect the political component if we want a global story (and we want!) it is forbidden!

2. Ra Palpatine garbage man – which means a small thief and not at all the most pleasant person. Although with “concepts”: does not like murders, keeps a word and is generally an example that “we are not like that, life is like that”.

3. Hax and Kylo are fucking. Instead, one person. Let’s call him bin hax. Real name – Ben Solo.

He serves in the fleet of the republic, owns force, and he took the pseudonym out of modesty, because he wants to achieve everything himself and does not want to look at him too closely. Forever tormented by the question – am I worthy of my parents?

Solo and lei – died when attacking the pirates. Heroically, which is shown in the flashback, and the boy remained in Luke’s care.

The whole film could be built around the unity and the struggle of opposites. Rei Palpatine would go from a thief and bandita – darkness – to the light. But the heir to Leia and Khan, on the contrary, would look at the chaos of pirates and longed to commit it with him. Often – using force … and excessive cruelty. And instead of Leia and Khan, more and more often looked at a completely different glorious example from the past ..

Lord Darth Vader – who hated pirates and slave traders, and was terribly dealt with them.

And while one would go to the light, and the other to the darkness, they would meet in the middle, and there was a conflict.

But this is too complicated for the modern public. It’s better that it is simpler to make a beautifully and loudly loud, to epic music. That’s just it looks wretched ..

Well, okay, something I spent a lot-I made such a sheet! We must be cleaned with viewing something good! Based not on fanfiographers, but on a solid, strong foundation! With gray morality, strong characters, and the choice between the larger and smaller evil, which is extremely difficult to do!

After all, fans of tin Netflix shot – what could go wrong.

* The activities of the International Public Movement of LGBT are recognized as extremist and is prohibited in the Russian Federation

However, no confrontation for the attention of the public, alas, will come out: today Square Enix hit the brakes and transferred her conference. Apparently fathers Final Fantasy We decided that power Nintendo they are too tough, so the conflict should be avoided. Fortunately, the transfer came out very small: conference Square Enix It will stay only for an hour and will take place on June 16, but not at 9 in the morning, but at 10:00 in the time of Los Angeles.

At the same time, good news appeared for those who cannot come to E3, but see the announcements with the heat of the heat. Square Enix He will broadcast his event on the Squareenixpressents channel, which is on YouTube and Twitch. There really is something to see: the Japanese have come out in the foreseeable future Rise of the Tomb Raider, Deus Ex: Mankind Divated And Just Cause 3. Maybe even something new will be shown. And here Final Fantasy XV, We remind you, it will not appear on E3.

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The best comments

I hope not only the scver them will be broadcast on the air. Interesting event! Of these games, I expect Tomb Ryder and Deus ex) Well, I would like some kind of surprise) in the form of a completely new project! As always)

And where to "make games"? The publisher has all Square Enix, will show projects at his conference.

Moreover, the Japanese representative will go on https://jugamaxcasino.co.uk/withdrawal/ stage once, and the rest of the time will be completely different, and often the developers of the games themselves.

Yeah, Dark Souls steamed with Silent Hil, and shines with Japanese color. Do not write nonsense.

They wrote as if the Asians themselves made these games, not the West. I think that if the “Japs” themselves would have made Deus Ex or Tomb Rider, with their Asian vision on the franchise, then half of the fans would have lifted up on the first day, from a radical change and the Asian flavor, manners and the presentation of the script.

And here is the irony? What can be the irony that Square Enix is ​​a Japanese publisher?

No, this is not written in the news of this. If you are far from the industry, then the phrase “The Japanese in the foreseeable future come out” you will rather interpret as “only for Japan” than “the Japanese make them”.

There is such a thing called an unjustified speech repetition. This is when the same word, phrase, phrase wander from the sentence to the sentence without changes. Repetitions clogs the text and prevents it from perceiving it. Therefore, when they want to avoid it, they use synonyms. In this case, Square Enix and the Japanese are such contextual synonyms.
Here the news is not about specific games, but about publisher. He has Projects, which he is engaged in and which he will bring to E3. You feel? The news is not about Deus Ex and Eidos, not about Tomb Raider and Crystal Dynamics, not about Just Cause and Avalanche. The news about Square Enix, which publishes all these games. Therefore, to mention that Japanese They do not make these games personally, it is not necessary at all – this implied.

The article clearly expresses the emphasis on – “among the Japanese”, from this the comment arose above. When Squareenix itself has American and European departments, not to mention the Western studios themselves, which Squareenix finances as a publisher.

Square Enix is ​​a Japanese company with a Japanese genealogy from Japan, the head office of which is ruled by the Japanese. And the fact that they have offices in America and Europe does not change this. What nit -picking?

At the moment, now you are inflating the discussion on this basis. I just indicated that your proposal in the article was built on specifics – namely, that these games seem to be all Japanese.

“There really is something to see: the Japanese have in the foreseeable future. ". Would write simply – squareenix, instead of the Japanese and questions would not have arisen.

For example in Moscow, an exhibition of Gamemir is taking place every year. Which is a 1C SoftKlab, with its line of games in cooperation with foreign companies, the localization of which, in the Russian territory and the CIS countries, will be engaged in. Then you think the proposal is obtained-“We will see what the Russians will surprise us at this exhibition this time, and in what Russian-language versions we will play this year”.

I would not indulge, but there is one but. The problem is that in recent times, you watch the comments of the modern network, and you see that people are not even in courses, who really makes their favorite games or films, and who simply earns on them or is even a third party. This is equal to the very old days, not to mention the articles from the Terminator or for example, the directors of Cameron or Scott and other significant persons, leaving only the information of the “Babko-Danger-Barygi” (publisher)-all the 20th century foxes, this is all that you need to know. And yes, all of this company are indigenous Americans, since the company is American.

The synonym written with irony could be distinguished in quotation marks, to secure understanding the correctness of the text. Many young people who are far from the gaming industry who came here to find out the news of games for the first time, are not aware of your synonyms. For themselves, they read that all these games are made by the Japanese.
Continue the discussion, about writing an article – I no longer see the meaning. Everything has already been expressed above.

P.S.: To switch to personalities is a bad habit, since this is not respect for the interlocutor. Especially if you continue to work in the media to work in the media.

… So, in the winter of 1982, at the American polar station "Northern Post 31" the last alien was destroyed. Survivors Chief Engineer Childs and a helicopter pilot R.J. Macready missing. No one in the whole world knew what happened here in Antarctica, what Norwegian scientists discovered under the mass of thousand-year-old ice, and what happened at the Norwegian station after that, and then moved to the “Northern Post”.

Time passed, but the station remained silent. In order to find out what happened, the United States government sends a small detachment led by Captain Blake. Having landed next to the Northern Post, the group discovered that the station had been destroyed by a powerful explosion, and now there was only a pile of ruins covered with snow. Under such circumstances, searching for evidence was a futile exercise, and yet Blake’s squad began examining the ruins. And as it turned out, not in vain. Having restored power where possible, the soldiers find an audio recorder with a recording of MacReady.

I will hide this tape when I finish… If none of us survives, then at least there will be some kind of recording left… The storm has been tormenting us for more than 48 hours, and we still don’t know what to do next. And one more thing… it seems that when “it” takes control of you, it starts tearing off your clothes. We found scraps of clothing, but there was no patch on it. She could belong to anyone. We are all terribly tired… all I can do is wait. R.J. Macready, helicopter pilot, US North Post 31.

Continuing the search, the squad descends into the gap formed by the explosion, and finds the entrance to the cave there. Having moved deeper, they come across the ruins of some strange device. Blake was cold-blooded, but this design terrified one of his comrades..

The next discovery turned out to be even more terrible. In one of the surviving buildings, the group discovered a mutilated corpse with intestines spilled out. It became clear that some kind of devilry was clearly going on at the station. The last piece of evidence was the frozen body of a man with a bottle of scotch in his hand. He was identified as Childs.

Blake contacts the head of the operation, Colonel Whitley, and reports what they found. The management gives the order to mine all remaining buildings and raze them to the ground. When the charges were installed, Blake requested a helicopter for evacuation, however, instead of going with the squad to the base, he alone, contrary to orders, moved to the Norwegian station, where he had previously landed in parallel with the mission at the Northern Post Alpha Squad. Since the start of the operation there had been no news from them; at first they were guilty of a snow storm, but soon Whitley nevertheless agreed with Blake’s decision to reconnoiter the situation at the Norwegian station. He informs the captain that a member of the Alpha group named Pier found something, but no further information was received.

Surrounded by the darkness of the polar night, with the howling wind and piercing icy cold, Blake moves towards the station. The Norwegian research post was completely abandoned, but although it was partially destroyed, it did not suffer the same fate as North Post 31. Making his way through the complex, Blake finds himself in a room covered with bodies torn to pieces, but there is also a survivor here. Carter from Alpha Squad. He was seriously wounded but survived. Something attacked them and killed half the group; what kind of creatures they were is unknown. Here the captain finds a message left on one of the computers..

We’re all going crazy. This thing is out there somewhere. I don’t know which of us is human and which is not. We were all very discouraged. I think we have very little chance of getting out of here

Blake helps Carter treat his wounds, arms him, and together they continue reconnaissance, and at this time they were closely followed by ominous creatures..

Soon another survivor was discovered https://rubetcasino.co.uk/mobile-app/ – Cruz. He reports that they were suddenly attacked by some terrible creatures. Taken by surprise, the soldiers scattered around the station. The pier Blake was looking for was somewhere in the northern part. The radio from this place did not work, and the captain was unable to contact the colonel. In the company of two surviving members of Alpha, Blake makes his way to the northern part of the station, where Pierce was supposed to be located. And finally those same monsters appeared. They were small, but agile and there were a lot of them, but under the leadership of the cold-blooded Captain Blake, the trio manage to make their way to Pierce. But he was in no hurry to come out to them with open arms.

He seemed to have gone crazy and threatened to burn them with a flamethrower because they were infected and would turn into monsters. The only way to prove to him that they were "sterile" was a blood test. The hero had no choice but to go in search of a special device that analyzes blood and confirms whether the patient is infected or not. There were more and more creatures. Finally, having found the treasured analyzers, Blake returns to Pierce. The captain tested his blood and it was clean. This was enough for Pierce to believe Blake. But as soon as he tested the blood of his comrades, they immediately began to turn into monsters. Ordinary bullets did not take them, but they posed a real threat when paired with a flamethrower. Teaming up with Pierce, the captain deals with the converts, after which they move in search of the others.

Caught in a snowstorm, they moved too far away from each other and Blake lost Pierce. But he suddenly came across Pace, who, however, at first tried to kill him, thinking that the captain was one of the creatures. After talking with him, Blake learned that this part of the complex was filled with monsters, but that the surviving medic Williams from Alpha was also hiding somewhere here. Pace also said that he saw some Norwegian, but quickly lost sight of him in the storm. Now, together with Pace, Blake goes in search of Williams.

After going through a number of rooms and finishing off another pack of small creatures, they finally find a medic. He was hiding behind a barricade of boxes and did not want to leave his hiding place while three huge monsters continued to patrol the area. That is, for this cretin to go with them, they had to deal with those bastards together. Not only were these creatures much larger than the creatures that Blake met on the way here, but before their death they also gave birth to this little thing. But Blake was a tough nut to crack, and these monsters weren’t a problem for him. Williams finally agreed to join them.

Having vomited from the sight of corpses filling the building, Williams leads Blake to the radio room, but here the hero fails again. The radio turned out to be faulty. However, there was still hope: there was a spare in the medical bay. On the spot, it turned out that someone had already taken the radio from here, but Blake and his companions could not immediately give chase. A huge pack of monsters attacks the first aid station. Only after a heated fight, having barely managed to fight back, do they rush in pursuit of the unknown. The trail leads them to a weather station..

While searching, Blake notices Pierce, who is climbing into the observation tower, but while the captain is trying to find a way to him, his temporary comrades, one after another, turn into something. Blake finds himself alone again. Having reached the tower, he finds Pierce in not the best state of mind. Muttering some nonsense, he held a gun in his hand. He said he’s infected, he feels it, everyone is infected. Pierce asks Blake to shoot him, but the captain cannot decide to do so, so Pierce points the barrel to his temple and pulls the trigger, spilling his brains onto the wall. Before leaving the tower, Blake looks through a telescope and sees a huge alien ship in the distance. According to records left in the computers, it was there that Norwegian scientists brought research equipment.

Blake continues his search for the unknown man who stole the radio and discovers Engineer Collins trapped in the hangar. Having freed him, the captain learns that Collins was pursuing some unknown type. He might still have the radio. Collins joins Blake, but the captain has learned his lesson: you can’t trust anyone. Any of the survivors could be a monster, and therefore he does not take his eyes off Collins. After they clear the hangar and move a little further, Collins shows his true colors, but this time he does not take Blake by surprise. The captain expected this..

Blake continues his further journey alone. The Norwegian who stole the radio was soon discovered. Having turned into a huge, even larger and more disgusting creature than the captain had ever seen, he blocks the hero’s path. Swinging his long tentacles, he tries to kill him, but Blake manages to win the unequal battle with fire and lead. After this, the captain ends up in some kind of underground laboratory, which was mentioned in the records on one of the weather station computers. One thing was clear, the owners of this facility, the corporation "Gen Inc" they were doing something dark in this laboratory, which is why people were afraid to work here..

At night I hear sounds that scare me to death. It’s all so strange… People disappear all the time, but I don’t know why. We need to get out of here. I already very much doubt that I will be able to get out of here alive..

Wandering through the deserted corridors and workrooms, Blake finds a record of experiments on certain “individuals” conducted by the doctor Sean Faraday. CCTV cameras showed that the same monsters were locked in some rooms. So experiments were conducted on them! Continuing the search, the captain finds several more survivors, but they all inevitably turn into creatures. Eventually, Blake gets to Dr. Faraday and helps him get out. However, upon leaving the laboratory, an unpleasant surprise awaited him..

On the way out, Blake and Faraday are met by Whitley. The captain, threatening the colonel, demands answers, but Whitley’s soldiers surround Blake and the advantage is on the side of the first.

– My people are dying there! I saw with my own eyes what this infection is capable of!
-You have no idea what she’s capable of.

So this is all the work of the colonel! Together with Faraday, they explored this something. Whitley wanted to learn how to control an alien organism, but he was unable to do so. The infection had spread too far, it was necessary to stop it, like the experiments themselves. Faraday refuses to cooperate with the colonel, for which he kills him..

When the tranquilizer wears off, Blake comes to his senses. During the time he was passed out, scientists manage to find out that the hero is immune to the virus. By the time the captain comes to his senses and realizes where he is now, the entire laboratory turns out to be filled with monsters and almost its entire composition has been killed and turned into biomass for monsters. And yet some managed to survive. They help Blake get out, but still turn and force the hero to put them to rest. From another recording, Blake learns that the colonel, despite Faraday’s ban, implanted himself with a strain of the virus, which gradually began to take over him, as evidenced by Whitley’s strange behavior.

To hell with everything, we need to get out! But who said it would be so easy? In the structures of the huge underground complex that replaced the laboratory, the captain was confronted not only by creatures, but also by Wheatley’s soldiers, and at the end of the path another giant creature stood up, like the one the Norwegian thief had turned into, and this battle turned out to be no easier than the previous one. And yet the hero managed to deal with the monster. But another misfortune was not long in coming. In a tunnel near the elevator, Blake discovered explosives, and the timer was already ticking. There was only half a minute left before the entire underground complex was blown up. This was barely enough time to get to the elevator and leave the complex.

Rising to the surface, Blake finds himself next to a military base guarded by soldiers, and besides them, there are also monsters here. While clearing the area, the captain stumbles upon an engineer who, in gratitude for saving his life from the creatures that attacked him, talks about the cargo that Whitley was going to send to the mainland. This didn’t bode well. Blake finds explosives and mines the planes in the hangars, and then continues the search for the colonel. He makes his way through technical laboratories, warehouses and other underground structures, destroying Whitley’s soldiers and monsters, which became more and more numerous, until he finally found himself on the surface again. Blake was hot on Whitley’s heels.

Having passed through an icy canyon, where soldiers were waiting for him at every step, the hero finds himself at a testing ground. The Colonel was right in front of him. Blake sets fire to the fuel spilled on the ground and Whitley is engulfed in flames. But this bastard was not so simple. The fire did not burn him like all other creatures. After throwing another army of special forces at Blake, Whitley goes into hiding. Several dozen more of his soldiers laid down their heads when faced with the captain. During the time they held Blake, the colonel managed to get to the alien ship, where he turns into the most enormous creature.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a helicopter flies in, piloted by a mysterious guy in a cowboy hat. He picks up Blake and he sits down behind the turret. Swinging gigantic and extremely unflattering limbs, what used to be Colonel Whitley tries to shoot down the helicopter, but before he can do this, Blake kills this “something”… Finally, it was all over..

— Very on time pilot. I decided to leave Gen inc early?
– No, not really… rather, I’m returning from a long vacation in the Arctic.
– What’s your name, smart guy??
– MacReady… R.J. Mikridi. Helicopter pilot, US "Northern Post – 31"

Today Ubisoft held a meeting with investors at which the company’s financial prospects for the remaining reporting year were discussed. Unexpected transfer Watch_dogs And The Crew For 2014, he forced the French to reconsider their forecasts, but they will have to tighten their belts more and for other reasons.

Firstly, a regular headache in the heads of the Jubisoft directors give out fluctuations in the exchange rate, and secondly, one of the key franchises of the publisher- Splinter Cell: Blacklist And Rayman Legends – Alas, they showed themselves in the market not as good as the developers expected.

Both games did not fulfill the https://warxbetcasino.co.uk/mobile-app/ sales plan established for them, however, it is not specifically reported how much they did not reach the cherished figure. Nevertheless, the company is sure that the presented results were the result of consumer unwillingness to spend money on games for old consoles in anticipation.

Ubisoft also does not hide the fact that the transfer of fresh hacker action Watch_dogs The next spring will significantly affect the income of the publisher this year, because the number of issued pre -orders has already exceeded all the forecasts of the developers.

Nevertheless, the French chose not to be greedy-if only to maximize the whole potential of the story about Aiden Pierce, because, according to the general director Ubisoft Iva Gilmo (Yves Guillemot), the company hopes to turn this project into another long -playing cash hit like Assassin’s Creed And Far Cry.

As a result, the updated publishing forecast looks like this: 1.38 billion dollars by the end of 2013 fiscal year (instead of previously expected 1.94 billion green).